boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(via riot-vann)

slaveoftheflesh:

preachthepowerchord:

hell-moshpit:

itseasytoremember:

ironpatriotisstupid:

tickingtimelord:

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY

ONE MORE QUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOATS IN WATER

YES

i like how there were seven different people speaking one dialogue

(via damn-funny)

gagaganja:

pandamouth:

my-asstiel:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

this post fucked me up

This post really fucked me up

What the literal fuck

(via slutfuckkk)

(via urrbania)

gimmenowplease:

registhecat:

Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”

Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.

This girl just told the world our secret reason for loving spooning.

(via narcotikal)

secret-tweaker:

love-voodoo-life:

So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said “My girlfriend always forgets to bring them so I keep a few around.” 

If that’s not one of the sweetest things I don’t know what is.

and there are guys out there that cover their ears when the word tampon is said

(via hex-grrls)